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The importance of getting a colonoscopy

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Just got back from mine.

Man, I hate those. Drinking stuff to "cleanse" is the worst. I was living on the toilet from 6pm to midnight last night. Then woke up and five and started round two.

Anyway, only 2 polyps. At my age 2 polyps is gonna be as close as I get to winning the lottery.

I was knocked out with that stuff that killed Michael Jackson and I woke up not knowing where I was, what I was or what I was doing...only that something was getting rapidly pulled out of my butt like I was one of those SST racers they had back when I was a kid.

Imagine your the first bit of knowledge you have about yourself is that there is something up your butt and it is getting removed too fast.

That was my day. The anesthesiologist said I could have beer with no ill effects. So I am gonna get some beer now and then fall asleep.

Statistics: Posted by Kurt — Tue Jul 16, 2024 7:50 pm — Replies 14 — Views 76



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